Thursday, January 31, 2008

horney homeless people

when i was back in high school i recall this one incident i had with a homeless man. i was on my way to my friend S.R.'s (robbunny.blogspot.com) house to practice the new songs we wrote (myspace.com/tvzombies) only to be approached by this homeless man that looked like the bastard child of gizmo form the movie gremlins and donald trump. well he asked me if i could spare some change so i did and then he engages me in a rather interesting story about his acid days in san fransico. this was all fine until all of a sudden he asks me "do you like anal sex." at this point i didn't know what was proper etiquette when discussing anal sex and i really didn't like the way he was looking at me. i have seen those same eyes on porn video i accidentally clicked on and watched while looking for a good bible study class. so at this point i just walked away only to look back and see him walking after me, so i ran as much as i could until he was out of my sight. there was a good chance he knew i was at S.R.'s house, but that was okay, S.R. can take care of his own asshole i figured.

i bring up my homeless story because the other day while i was on my bike ride i noticed a homeless man asking for change and claiming he was a vet of some foreign war. that was all well in good up until the point where as he was getting money he pauses for a second to answerer his cell phone. and it wasn't just any cell phone, it was a F@(&*% i-phone.

im almost tempted to follow the i-phone guy and see where he lives. i don't know. all i know is that im only giving my spare change to hookers, drunks, and kids that are a few quarters short form a six pack

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

that guy is an asshole...not the guy looking for one, but the one with the i-phone. what a dickwad!

--amber